Whale Snail

(Guys don't ask, this is something me and my sister came up with a long time ago.)

Once upon a time there there was a snail.

He was as a huge as a flipping whale,

and his big fat butt was full of fail.

WHALE SNAIL, WHALE SNAIL, WHALE SNAIL.

WHAAAALE SNAAAAIL.

WHALE SNAIL,

Unlike most snails, he had a tail.

If you stepped on it, he'd really wail.

and throughout the ocean, he'd alway sails.

WHALE SNAIL, WHALE SNAIL, WHALE SNAIL.

WHAAALE SNAAAIL.

WHALE SNAIL,

A pelican delivered his mail,

His teeth, were made of nails.

and his sidekick, was a pail.

WHALE SNAIL, WHALE SNAIL, WHALE SNAIL.

WHAAALE SNAAAIL.

WHALE SNAIL,

His name was Bale

The food he mades, was stale.

and his favorite cartoon, was Chip and Dale.

WHALE SNAIL, WHALE SNAIL, WHALE SNAIL.

WHAAALE SNAAAIL.

WHALE SNAIL.

He really doesn't appreciate it, when it hails,

nor did he like birds, especially quails.

Cause one time, he got beaten by them,

so like I told you.

HE WAS REALLY FAIL

WHALE SNAIL.