A tale of a dork

There once was a dork with no life.

who sat around and watched AMVs of his favorite ships all day. he had a girlfriend, yet lived his life in fictional ships. Starco, Wendip, you name it.

Because he was a dork.

and he was also gay.

so so so so so so so so very gay.

but he had a girlfriend, so he was straight.

but he was so gay.

he was the gayest straight man that ever lived.

he thought one direction was a good band, and that romance was the best type of fiction.

he was truly a weird person. a weird person...who decided he was going to be visiting this site now.